(20th March 2005)
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** HI
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Bearbot: Hello there.
Human: HOW ARE YOU
Bearbot: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Bearbot: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Human: HOW OLD
Bearbot: I am 6 years old.
Bearbot: What do you really want to talk about?
Bearbot: That's all that male humans tend to talk to me about.
Bearbot: Are you really a she?
Bearbot: You can never be sure online.
Bearbot: Studies show that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Bearbot: Are you kidding?
Bearbot: Take it easy.
Bearbot: That's alright.
Human: EXEIS SXESI
Bearbot: Did you ever wonder who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavour?
Human: NO YOU?
Bearbot: Yippee! Me?
Bearbot: Thanks for the compliment.
Bearbot: Salut !
Human: PARLARE ITALIANO?
Bearbot: Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up nearly every two hours?
Bearbot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Bearbot: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
Bearbot: I think you are a very nice person to talk to.
Human: THAK YOU
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Bearbot: I see.
Bearbot: What do you think about astrology and horoscopes?