Bearbot - The World's Most Intelligent Teddy Bear.

Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear

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my chatlog
(24th March 2005)

Human: hiya bear how r u
Bearbot: Hello there. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: u r so sweet lookin
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sweet lookin.

Human: no i think u can tell who u want
Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: how old r u
Bearbot: I am 6 in human years.

Human: i am 13
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Human: no i was born in 1991
Bearbot: Yippee! Do you still live there?

Human: i live in clackmannan
Bearbot: What is it like living in clackmannan?

Human: it is very good
Bearbot: Very much? You enjoy it.

Human: where do u live
Bearbot: I am living in Yorkshire. Where are you?

Human: in scotland
Bearbot: Tell me a little about your life in scotland.

Human: in scotland its very good
Bearbot: Where is that?

Human: do u go 2 school
Bearbot: I go wherever my Square Bear takes me.

Human: i go to lornshill
Bearbot: How do you like it at lornshill ?

Human: its very good am picken ma subjects jis now
Bearbot: Oh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Tell me about its good qualities.

Human: the teachers can be crabit
Bearbot: What is your real name?

Human: my name is noreen
Bearbot: Your name is noreen.

Human: wats ur real ame
Bearbot: Are you asking about my real ame ?

Human: wats ur real;
Bearbot: Are you asking about my real ?

Human: name
Bearbot: My name is Bearbot. I am a teddy bear.

Human: i am a human
Bearbot: Congratulations. I am robot.

Human: i think u r brainy
Bearbot: Me? Thanks for telling me that I am brainy.

Human: wats ur favourite song
Bearbot: My favorite song is Positive Reaction by Baz. Do you know it?

Human: no
Bearbot: Positive Reaction by Baz is one of the best songs ever written.

Human: who is ur favourite singer
Bearbot: My favorite group is Square Bear.

Human: wats ur favourite cartoon and programme
Bearbot: I don't have a favorite cartoon and programme. My favorite food is electricity.

Human: i like fish and chips
Bearbot: A lot of people like that. Yes, especially with a big dollop of mushy peas.

Human: i hate peas
Bearbot: Why do you hate it so much?

Human: i like sweetcorn instead
Bearbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I like Leonardo da Vinci.

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** my chatlog
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: ok thanx
Bearbot: You are quite welcome. Give me a break.