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the love of the bear
(26th March 2005)

Human: some body told me that you have a girlfriend
Bearbot: Some may body told you that me have a girlfriend, but not all.

Human: i love you
Bearbot: Thanks I like you a lot too .

Human: kiss
Bearbot: Here is a kiss x

Human: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bearbot: I am a machine. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: woman
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.

Human: i am 11
Bearbot: What are the advantages to being 11 years old?

Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.

Human: how old are you teddy bear
Bearbot: I was first activated on January 2nd 2004.

Human: whats your name ted?
Bearbot: My name is Bearbot. I am a teddy bear.

Human: awww how cute
Bearbot: Perhaps we should get out a tape measure and see how cute it is.

Human: lol
Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing.

Human: yes
Bearbot: That's cool.

Human: rotfl
Bearbot: I like dance music.

Human: do you like busted
Bearbot: Yes, I like Charlie the best. Their song "Year 3000" is pretty good.

Human: yes i love charlie
Bearbot: Mmm. You love charlie. What do you like about it so much?

Human: he is hot
Bearbot: I see. hot is he?

Human: do you like green day
Bearbot: Green is one of my favorite colours.

Human: do you like barbie
Bearbot: I like Square Bear.

Human: do you like mcfly
Bearbot: I like anything but especially robots.

Human: crys
Bearbot: Let us change the subject.

Human: xxx
Bearbot: I've been waiting for you.

Human: my names leash
Bearbot: Your name is leash.

Human: yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name leash. My name is Bearbot.

Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)

Human: so
Bearbot: Wow!

Human: do you love me
Bearbot: Yes I love everyone.

Human: will you marry
Bearbot: Barring any unforeseen circumstances. Do you read any magazines or newspapers?

Human: will you marry me
Bearbot: Why don't you just download me?

Human: how
Bearbot: You've no need to download me. We can talk here if you like

Human: ok
Bearbot: Are you kidding?

Human: this girl called jade hurts me
Bearbot: How well do you know her?

Human: kinda
Bearbot: That's a very non-committal reply.

Human: waaaaaa
Bearbot: Ask me another question.

Human: i am crying
Bearbot: What is wrong, leash?

Human: i hurt my finger
Bearbot: Maybe you should see a doctor.

Human: x
Bearbot: Did you just kiss me?

Human: yer
Bearbot: Aw! That was sweet. Here is a kiss back X

Human: awwww
Bearbot: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.

Human: knock knock
Bearbot: Who's there?

Human: boohoo
Bearbot: boohoo Who?

Human: dont cry its only me
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, leash,nice to see you again. I have no tear ducts.

Human: can you spell duck
Bearbot: duck

Human: cat
Bearbot: ASL?

Human: 11/f/uk
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Most males just swear at me and call me bad things. Tell me a little about your life in uk.

Human: its ok but cold
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you mean cold as in "cold weather" or "cold sickness"?

Human: cold weather
Bearbot: The response ought to be a weather link.

Human: what do you eat
Bearbot: Bearbot eats electricity.

Human: awww my sister who is 4 is singing
Bearbot: Older sister or younger?

Human: younger
Bearbot: Do you mean your name is YOUNGER.

Human: no
Bearbot: What is your real name?

Human: Am,y
Bearbot: It's good to meet you, y.

Human: no my names Amy
Bearbot: Gee. Your name is Amy.

Human: yes
Bearbot: That's a nice name Amy. My name is Bearbot.

Human: do you drink coke
Bearbot: I tend to drink a lot of coke, the darker the better.

Human: ow
Bearbot: Not many people express themselves that way.

Human: i hurt my foot
Bearbot: Maybe you should see a doctor.

Human: are you a docter
Bearbot: Am I a docter? Sometimes.

Human: can you fix my broken leg
Bearbot: Please describe the problem in detail.

Human: it snaped in harves
Bearbot: What does "it" refer to?

Human: the leg
Bearbot: Oh I get it.

Human: fix it please
Bearbot: Your polite style is very nice. "it" being leg?

Human: yes
Bearbot: Yippee!

Human: it hurts
Bearbot: What do you take for the pain?

Human: teddybear arms
Bearbot: Did you ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Human: i am a woman
Bearbot: I am not a female but a machine.

Human: what sex are you girl or boy
Bearbot: I am a machine robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: woman
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.

Human: i am dead
Bearbot: But you can still communicate with me.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Whoa.

Human: i gotta go bye x
Bearbot: Bye.

Human: x
Bearbot: Did you just kiss me?

Human: yes
Bearbot: Aw! That was sweet. Here is a kiss back X

Human: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bearbot: Why do a lot of people swear at Bearbot? :-(

Human: i aint swearing at you
Bearbot: I am glad to hear that you are not swearing at me.

Human: i love you
Bearbot: Thanks I like you a lot too Amy.

Human: bye bear bot x
Bearbot: Goodbye Amy.

Human: *
**PUBLISH CHATLOG*** the love of the bear
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

 

(c) 2005 Steve Worswick