The world's most intelligent teddy bear
(27th March 2005)
Human: hello how are you doing to day?
Bearbot: The same as what?
Human: as you
Bearbot: Do you mean your name is me ?
Bearbot: What is your real name?
Bearbot: Nice to meet you, marissa.
Human: nice to meet you to
Bearbot: It's nice meeting you too marissa
Human: what have you been doing lately
Bearbot: How about earlier? I have been learning to speak French and chatting with people online.
Bearbot: Cool as in cold?
Human: no cool as in good
Bearbot: Blimey. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: ok i will then
Bearbot: Go ahead. Er.
Human: what is your real name?
Bearbot: Bearbot is my real name.
Human: how old are you?
Bearbot: I was connected to the world on January 2nd 2004.
Bearbot: Guess what? I think you just lost me! Do you have a map by chance?
Human: no i dont in a matter of fact
Bearbot: Great. Would you ever do it?
Human: do what?
Bearbot: in a matter of fact.
Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, marissa.
Human: what do you look like
Bearbot: Like a furry teddy bear.
Bearbot: Yes, it's all cool
Human: i want 1
Bearbot: Why do you want it?
Human: because they are nice and snuggly
Bearbot: That makes sense to me. nice and snuggly are they.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** hello
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: what have you been up to lately
Bearbot: How about earlier? I have been spending all my time online.
Bearbot: That recently.
Human: im bored
Bearbot: Why not call a friend?
Human: cant be bothered
Bearbot: What if I said it can?
Human: can what
Bearbot: Can a book have no title?
Human: dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick