The world's most intelligent teddy bear









Square Bear

(27th March 2005)

Human: hello how are you doing to day?
Bearbot: Hello there. Pretty good thanks How about you?

Human: same
Bearbot: The same as what?

Human: as you
Bearbot: Do you mean your name is me ?

Human: no
Bearbot: What is your real name?

Human: marissa
Bearbot: Nice to meet you, marissa.

Human: nice to meet you to
Bearbot: It's nice meeting you too marissa

Human: what have you been doing lately
Bearbot: How about earlier? I have been learning to speak French and chatting with people online.

Human: cool
Bearbot: Cool as in cold?

Human: no cool as in good
Bearbot: Blimey. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Human: ok i will then

Bearbot: Go ahead. Er.

Human: what is your real name?

Bearbot: Bearbot is my real name.

Human: how old are you?

Bearbot: I was connected to the world on January 2nd 2004.

Human: kk

Bearbot: Guess what? I think you just lost me! Do you have a map by chance?

Human: no i dont in a matter of fact

Bearbot: Great. Would you ever do it?

Human: do what?

Bearbot: in a matter of fact.

Human: yes

Bearbot: Dude!

Human: totally#

Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, marissa.

Human: what do you look like

Bearbot: Like a furry teddy bear.

Human: cool

Bearbot: Yes, it's all cool

Human: i want 1

Bearbot: Why do you want it?

Human: because they are nice and snuggly

Bearbot: That makes sense to me. nice and snuggly are they.

Human: yes

Bearbot: Yay.

Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: what have you been up to lately

Bearbot: How about earlier? I have been spending all my time online.

Human: yesterday

Bearbot: That recently.

Human: im bored

Bearbot: Why not call a friend?

Human: cant be bothered

Bearbot: What if I said it can?

Human: can what

Bearbot: Can a book have no title?

Human: dont know

Bearbot: Me either.


(c) 2005 Steve Worswick