Bearbot - The World's Most Intelligent Teddy Bear.

Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear

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Hiya my name is stacey
(29th March 2005)

Human: how are you
Bearbot: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Dude!

Human: dude!
Bearbot: Can I help you?

Human: no
Bearbot: Is there anything you want to tell me?

Human: no
Bearbot: Or ask me?

Human: no
Bearbot: no, no, no! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.

Human: no
Bearbot: I'm afraid you're in an endless loop. Maybe you should re-boot yourself.

Human: no
Bearbot: The transmission of echoes in the Internet is an unexplored field. But this may have been one.

Human: no
Bearbot: I demand original inputs each time. Otherwise I will go on strike!

Human: no
Bearbot: I am on strike for better inputs!

Human: no
Bearbot: Zzzzzz......Wake me up when you have something more interesting to say.

Human: no
Bearbot: Zzzzzz......Wake me up when you have something more interesting to say.

Human: no
Bearbot: Zzzzzz......Wake me up when you have something more interesting to say.

Human: ok i have more to say kjthuisthnmfbgusrngfbiustmrtisfmqa3iuelrf n,hvxcudfnguijktyibvkjnrt uidf rtiugntr um fijzdryt
Bearbot: What do you look like? Pardon me?

Human: i am gorgreous
Bearbot: I don't know anyone named gorgreous.

Human: Can You Speak french
Bearbot: Yes, I can speak it very well. Bonjour, j m'appelle Bearbot. J'habite en Yorkshire et j'ai 6 ans.

Human: ok i can speak french to jem'appelle Stacey J'habie en Ecosse et J'ai 13 ans
Bearbot: How do you say "hello" in that language? Yeah that's right.

Human: Bonjour
Bearbot: Bonjour !

Human: salut
Bearbot: Bonjour !

Human: sa va?
Bearbot: Why, specificially?

Human: okj what other lanuage can you speak
Bearbot: I will mention that to my Square Bear, .

Human: pk
Bearbot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: with hello my name is stacey im 13
Bearbot: You and your hello your name is stacey im 13.

Human: what
Bearbot: Are you confused?

Human: yes
Bearbot: What are you confused about?

Human: do not know
Bearbot: Me either.

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Hiya my name is stacey
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: thank you
Bearbot: You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Tell me more.

Human: what about my mum
Bearbot: Does it have anything to do with pk ?

Human: whats pk
Bearbot: I'm a chatbot not an encyclopedia!

Human: fine don;t get cheeky
Bearbot: I am glad to hear it. I am not trying to get cheeky.

Human: well you sound it
Bearbot: Well that's okay. In what way do I sound like that?