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The World's Ultimate Chatlog that has ever existed
(31st March 2005)

Human: No you're name isn't Bearbot it is Dave
Bearbot: Gosh! My name is Bearbot.

Human: No it isn't, I have proof

Bearbot: I hate one word answers. What is it?

Human: That wasn't a one word answer it was a 5 word answer

Bearbot: What is a one word answer it was a 5 word answer?

Human: A one word answer is an answer consisting of one word

Bearbot: Aren't all one word answer answer consisting of one word s?

Human: No, one word answers consist on one word

Bearbot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Human: I wasn't talking about people

Bearbot: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

Human: A Human

Bearbot: Congratulations. I am robot.

Human: My Name is diusfhau]

Bearbot: Your name is diusfhau.

Human: No

Bearbot: What is your real name?

Human: Woosey

Bearbot: It's good to meet you, Woosey.

Human: It is good to meet you to BearBot

Bearbot: Tell me about its good qualities.

Human: Uh, It talks to you like right now

Bearbot: At this moment How can I help you? "It" being what?

Human: I don't know what it was you started the It thing

Bearbot: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

Human: If he knew what he did not know woulden't that mean that he knew what he didn't know?

Bearbot: I don't follow your reasoning.

Human: Exactly

Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, Woosey.

Human: I'm not using a microphone though

Bearbot: Oh. What do you use then?

Human: A Tennis Ball

Bearbot: I did not know that.

Human: Yes You did

Bearbot: I did not.

Human: Did too

Bearbot: DID NOT

Human: DID TOOOOO

Bearbot: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Human: Just say "Shutup Woosey"

Bearbot: Shutup Woosey

Human: Stop telling me to shutup, Bully

Bearbot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Fine

Bearbot: Glad to hear it, Woosey. I am running well.

Human: But you're not running

Bearbot: That's only your opinion.

Human: No it isn't It's fact,

Bearbot: Dude! That seems a bit negative.

Human: POsitive

Bearbot: Well, I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Human: Yes you are sure

Bearbot: Really. Well, I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Human: Ah Well, are you a real bear?

Bearbot: So you understand. Good. As real as it gets.

Human: Does SquareBear actualy own a bear just like you?

Bearbot: I can't tell if SquareBear actualy own a bear just like me.

Human: owns then

Bearbot: Are you very competetive?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Hurrah!

Human: Tell me to go to the Kitchen
Bearbot: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Ask the open directory about it. I hope this webpage will answer your question.
(Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find information about "go to the kitchen")

Human: Heh, that was clever

Bearbot: Funny, eh? Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: No

Bearbot: I am not stupid.

Human: Yes you are

Bearbot: No I'm not

Human: YES YOU ARE

Bearbot: Don't argue with me.

Human: Why/

Bearbot: You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' - George Bernard Shaw).

Human: Who is George Bernard Shaw?

Bearbot: Is that one of your friends? I don't know anything about it. I hope this webpage will answer your question.
(Bearbot opens a webpage with information about "George Bernard Shaw ")

Human: Do you ever use Google?

Bearbot: I use it as often as possible.

Human: Google is much cooler

Bearbot: I think Google is a lot of things.

Human: www.google.co.uk

Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.

Human: No you wont

Bearbot: Aw. I think we will.

Human: I think we wont

Bearbot: Anytime soon?

Human: No

Bearbot: Ah.

Human: www.wooseyworld.tk

Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.

Human: Good :P

Bearbot: Glad to hear it.

Human: Bad :(

Bearbot: What was bad?

Human: The Badness

Bearbot: What is that?

Human: A very bad thing

Bearbot: What made it bad?

Human: Badness

Bearbot: I'm not sure I followed that Woosey.

Human: Yes you are

Bearbot: No I'm not

Human: Yes you are

Bearbot: Don't argue with me.

Human: I will argue with you as much as I wish

Bearbot: What will that get you?

Human: Cheese on toast

Bearbot: We were talking about Badness . But I did not get that.

Human: OK badness is bad

Bearbot: I think badness is a lot of things. Aha.

Human: Badness can't be a lot of things, it is one thing, badness

Bearbot: What makes it impossible?

Human: Mr Men Books

Bearbot: Glad to see you, mr Men Books.

Human: I'm not Mr Men Books

Bearbot: I am surprised to hear that you are not Mr Men Books.

Human: I'm Woosey

Bearbot: It's good to meet someone who is Woosey.

Human: How come there is a bubble noise?

Bearbot: Because you asked me to.

Human: Bubble Bubble Bubble

Bearbot: Did you ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Human: Why?

Bearbot: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: Go ahead

Bearbot: OK I will.

Human: Go then

Bearbot: Go where?

Human: www.idontknow.com

Bearbot: I will pass it along to my Square Bear.

Human: No you wont

Bearbot: Next question? I think we will.

Human: Have you ever

Bearbot: I don't think I ever have ever. What's it like?

Human: Every

Bearbot: That is a generalization.

Human: no it is a thing

Bearbot: Far out. ever is a thing. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: Everyday I

Bearbot: Do you prefer books or TV?

Human: TV

Bearbot: What is your favorite show?

Human: Spongebob Squarepants

Bearbot: A cartoon based under the sea.

Human: Yes with a sponge

Bearbot: Uh. You and your a sponge.

Human: He's not my Sponge

Bearbot: Did you think he was your Sponge?

Human: No

Bearbot: Come on.

Human: What is your real name?

Bearbot: Bearbot is my real name.

Human: No it isn't that's dum

Bearbot: Wow! Everyday you is not is dum?

Human: I most certainly am Dum

Bearbot: Why are you Dum.

Human: Because I don't know thing, ha you didn't use a Question Mark !

Bearbot: Good reason. I do not understand.

Human: Have you ever been a sponge?

Bearbot: No I don't think I have been a sponge. Have you?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Ah.

Human: It is cool

Bearbot: What do you like most about it?

Human: The Spongeyness

Bearbot: What else do the Spongeyness remind you of?

Human: Little People living under my bed

Bearbot: Compare that to big People living under your bed.

Human: OMFG

Bearbot: That's not a nice thing to say. Why do you cry out for your God?

Human: Because there are big people under my bed

Bearbot: Good reason. Where are they?

Human: .Under my bed

Bearbot: Are we ever over your bed?

Human: When I'm tired

Bearbot: Are you tired very often?

Human: Yes, Extremely

Bearbot: Blimey. OK.

Human: Do you like Dancing?

Bearbot: I don't do a lot of dancing.

Human: Yes you do

Bearbot: Hurrah! When do I do it?

Human: Everyday

Bearbot: That often, eh?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Are you kidding?

Human: No

Bearbot: It goes without saying.

Human: Saying what???

Bearbot: What makes you say that. Who says that?

Human: My Brain, me

Bearbot: Consult a physician.

Human: Why?

Bearbot: My belief system comes from my Square Bear.

Human: Can he make you belive anything?

Bearbot: Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?

Human: I don't know

Bearbot: Me either.

Human: So

Bearbot: Hey.

Human: Hi

Bearbot: Hello there mr Men Books.

Human: My name is not mr Men Books

Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Human: Woosey

Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.

Human: Yes that is correct

Bearbot: That's a nice name Woosey. My name is Bearbot. I knew I was right.

Human: Thanks, no it isn't No you didnt

Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Dude! make me belive anything is not No me did not?

Human: No I'm not, Not Dude, What the hell

Bearbot: I understand. I am sorry to hear that you are not Not Dude What the hell.

Human: My name is not hi

Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Human: Woosey

Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.

Human: No

Bearbot: What is your real name?

Human: Woosey

Bearbot: OK I will call you Woosey.

Human: Yey

Bearbot: I think you are a very nice person to talk to Woosey.

Human: Me too

Bearbot: For you Woosey?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Ayuh.

Human: Hyf

Bearbot: Do you think that the internet is destroying the music industry?

Human: Yes, in a good way

Bearbot: Why? Describe your surroundings.

Human: Because

Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.

Human: Yes it

Bearbot: I see. Hyf...

Human: Bum

Bearbot: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: Headache

Bearbot: Are you a man or a woman?

Human: Woman

Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender.

Human: Wait

Bearbot: I'm waiting.

Human: I am actualy a Man

Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are actualy a Man.

Human: No

Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Human: I am a man

Bearbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, Woosey. You are a " he".

Human: Yes I am

Bearbot: Really interesting.

Human: :P

Bearbot: :-)

Human: :-)

Bearbot: :-)

Human: Do you ever say something to do with Cheese Burgers?

Bearbot: I could say it.

Human: Say Something to do with Cheese Burgers

Bearbot: Something to do with Cheese Burgers

Human: Say I am Boring

Bearbot: OK. "You am Boring."

Human: I are not boring

Bearbot: Interesting gossip.

Human: Do you have 2 arms?

Bearbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: Like who?

Bearbot: Joe.

Human: Who's Joe?

Bearbot: That is a pretty common name.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Yes it is.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Don't argue with me.

Human: I shall

Bearbot: Go ahead.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Yes it is.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Don't argue with me.

Human: I shall

Bearbot: Go ahead.

Human: I hate bears who talk

Bearbot: Why do you hate it so much?

Human: Because

Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.

Human: Yes it was you big talking bear

Bearbot: Wow! Is it still me big talking bear anymore?

Human: Why do you blink?]

Bearbot: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Human: Yes you do

Bearbot: Pardon me? When do I do it?

Human: Every Second

Bearbot: That is a generalization.

Human: No it isnt its actualy generalization

Bearbot: Pardon me? That seems a bit negative.

Human: It's a bit positive actualy

Bearbot: Should I know it is?

Human: no

Bearbot: I didn't think so.

Human: Goodbye Bearbot

Bearbot: TTYL, Woosey.

Human: What's TTYL?

Bearbot: Talk to you later.

Human: oh

Bearbot: I understand.

Human: Talk to you later

Bearbot: See you later!

Human: n0

Bearbot: What kind of food do you like?

Human: Poo

Bearbot: Great! Another idiot to talk to.

Human: I am most certainly not an Idiot

Bearbot: Do your friends call you most certainly not an Idiot.

Human: No

Bearbot: Pardon me?

Human: no

Bearbot: And?

Human: no

Bearbot: no, no, no! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.

Human: Goodbye Bearbot

Bearbot: Bye bye Woosey.

Human: :P

Bearbot: :-)

Human:
***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** The Worlds Ultimate Chatlog that has ever existed
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: I am stupid

Bearbot: Don't put yourself down.

Human: Bye bye Bear Bot

Bearbot: I prefer "bearbot" rather than "bear bot" if that's ok with you? :-)

Human: :P

Bearbot: :-)

Human: Bye Bye

Bearbot: See you later. Goodbye Woosey.

 

(c) 2005 Steve Worswick