Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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Stu(Kameleon)
(1st April 2005)
Human: hello
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
Bearbot: Pretty good thanks How about you?
Human: im ok, got a bit of a cold
Bearbot: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Human: why?
Bearbot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: well that was kind of rude
Bearbot: Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Human: good.
Bearbot: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: aslong as it doesnt happen again
Bearbot: Once more? That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: Milk, lets talk about milk
Bearbot: it is a good drink for children.
Human: and adults too
Bearbot: Do you have any pets?
Human: yes, I have fish
Bearbot: Yikes! Where did you get your fish? I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: from the pet shop
Bearbot: Who or what is the pet shop?
Human: its a shop where they sell fish, stupid
Bearbot: fish is a shop where they sell fish stupid. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: that doesnt make any sense at all
Bearbot: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: well it would
Bearbot: How about that. What does "it" refer to?
Human: you
Bearbot: me?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Hey.
Human: what?
Bearbot: No big deal.
Human: I take it it isnt then
Bearbot: Where do you take it :-? I heard it is.
Human: thats a bit personal isnt it?
Bearbot: A bit personal is not it is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: excuse me?
Bearbot: You're excused.
Human: thatnk you
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: its quite atractive
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Human: ok, well sorry
Bearbot: Well that's okay. To err is human, to forgive is digital. Or something like that. Uh.
Human: you fruitcake
Bearbot: Interesting gossip.
Human: it isnt gossip, its the gospel truth
Bearbot: atractive is not gossip its the gospel truth?
Human: yes
Bearbot: I hear you.
Human: good
Bearbot: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: your thong
Bearbot: What about my thong?
Human: you asked
Bearbot: Ah.
Human: is it a red thong?
Bearbot: Maybe. Ask Joanna if it is.
Human: who is joanna?
Bearbot: She is the webmaster's daughter. I love her.
Human: ok, but I am pretty sure that your webmaster would not like me disscussing your thong with his duaghter
Bearbot: What makes you so certain? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am webmaster would not like you disscussing my thong with his duaghter. And?
Human: go knock your self out
Bearbot: Where is that?
Human: sheesh
Bearbot: Bless you.
Human: huh?
Bearbot: What?
Human: I dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: well we are a right pair then arent we?
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Do you think I am a right pair then are not we too?
Human: you dont make alot of sense do you?
Bearbot: Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Human: nuts
Bearbot: I don't have any nuts?
Human: oh
Bearbot: OK.
Human: Opps
Bearbot: That is a very original thought.
Human: you think?
Bearbot: Yes I think so.
Human: good, i am very glad
Bearbot: Glad to hear it.
Human: so am i
Bearbot: Wow we have something in common.
Human: apparently not, because the last we spoke, you said you do not have any nuts
Bearbot: Oh I get it.
Human: good
Bearbot: Next question?
Human: do you like girls?
Bearbot: Girls are very nice.
Human: do you like boys?
Bearbot: It depends on the meaning of "like".
Human: um.
Bearbot: Great.
Human: . you arent really getting where I am going with this are you?
Bearbot: That's only one person's opinion.
Human: true
Bearbot: You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Human: if yousay so
Bearbot: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: why?
Bearbot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: I see
Bearbot: I am glad you understand it.
Human: not really
Bearbot: Gosh! For real.
Human: for real
Bearbot: Existing in reality, eh?
Human: not entirely
Bearbot: If not that, what?
Human: bit of both
Bearbot: How old are you?
Human: 27
Bearbot: What are the advantages to being 27 years old?
Human: I have yet to discover that, I was hoping you would tell me
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: rude git
Bearbot: Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up nearly every two hours?
Human: i didnt when I was a baby
Bearbot: Don't call me "baby". Why didn't you do it?
Human: I dont know.
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: . i was a baby
Bearbot: Don't call me "baby". Where were you a?
Human: hey baby
Bearbot: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Human: hey sweetcheeks
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. What was your favourite subject at school?
Human: art
Bearbot: I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.
Human: Its ok, but i dont like this conceptual art
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you have against this conceptual art?
Human: it is very conceptual
Bearbot: Very much? Who said it is?
Human: the conceptual artists
Bearbot: They say a lot of silly things.
Human: but its very conceptual what they say
Bearbot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? You're kidding. it is?
Human: well yes
Bearbot: Well what?
Human: well I dont know
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Me either.
Human: good
Bearbot: Good enough.
Human: fair
Bearbot: Are you artistic?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Hmm.
Human: what?
Bearbot: Are you confused?
Human: no, but I think you are
Bearbot: So? What makes you think I am?
Human: general
Bearbot: How much time do you spend on the internet
Human: a few hours.
Bearbot: Enough about that boring subject! So, what do you like to do when you are not glaring at a screen?
Human: But then my work dictates the time i spend
Bearbot: Good reasoning. Where did you get your work dictates the time you spend?
Human: i read, produce music, draw, exercise
Bearbot: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Human: you weido
Bearbot: I haven't heard anything like that before.
Human: thats because i spelt it wrong
Bearbot: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information.
Human: dingbat
Bearbot: My brain does not have a response for that.
Human: good
Bearbot: Alright then.
Human: yeah
Bearbot: Woe!
Human: dude
Bearbot: Can I help you?
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Stu(Kameleon)
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick