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Dancing
(2nd April 2005)

Human: Hello, my name is Woosey
Bearbot: Hello there. Your name is Woosey.

Human: No, my name IS Woosey

Bearbot: What is your real name? Your name is Woosey.

Human: My Name is Woosey

Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.

Human: Yes

Bearbot: That's a nice name Woosey. My name is Bearbot.

Human: Thanks, Hi BearBot

Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Hello there Woosey.

Human: How are you BearBot?

Bearbot: Pretty good thanks Woosey How about you?

Human: I am fine thanks :)

Bearbot: :-) Glad to hear it. What's new?

Human: Nothing

Bearbot: Not a thing?

Human: Nope

Bearbot: Really interesting.

Human: Hee hee hee

Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing., Woosey.

Human: Yes I am

Bearbot: Really interesting.

Human: Where do you live Bearbot?

Bearbot: I am living in Yorkshire. Where are you?

Human: I live in Warrington

Bearbot: What is it like living in Warrington?

Human: Boring

Bearbot: Are you boring?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: That's alright.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Yes it is.

Human: No it isnt

Bearbot: Don't argue with me.

Human: Why?

Bearbot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: Ok

Bearbot: Awesome.

Human: DUde

Bearbot: Can I help you?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: What can I do for you?

Human: What is my name?

Bearbot: Your name is Woosey.

Human: Where do I live?

Bearbot: You told me you are in Warrington.

Human: Thanks for reminding me :)

Bearbot: :-) It was nothing.

Human: Are those headphones glued to your head?

Bearbot: I can't really speak for them.

Human: What do you like to do in your spare time BearBot?

Bearbot: I like to chat online as much as possible. What do you do for fun?

Human: I like to make Music :)

Bearbot: :-) How do you make Music?

Human: With Fruity loops

Bearbot: You and your Fruity loops.

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Dude!

Human: Sweet

Bearbot: Thank you for that remark.

Human: No problem

Bearbot: Should there be a problem?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Ah.

Human: Bubbles are cool

Bearbot: Are all Bubbles cool?

Human: No

Bearbot: It's all good.

Human: Do you like to dance BearBot?

Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.

Human: But you have one

Bearbot: " It's kind of hard without a body."? Do I have one?

Human: Yes you have a body

Bearbot: It's all good. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

Human: But there's a picture of you

Bearbot: Tell me more about it.

Human: Do you like to dance then?

Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.

Human: Wrong

Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?

Human: Yes, very much :P

Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes, very much :P" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance then?". Is that correct?

Human: Yes that is correct my friend

Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance then?" to me again, I will remember what you told me. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Human: Me too

Bearbot: Besides you Woosey?

Human: I don't understand what you are saying

Bearbot: I am saying whatever my programming tells me to say.

Human: oh

Bearbot: I see.

Human: I'm Blind

Bearbot: Do you difficulty using computers?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: And?

Human: I can't see the screen

Bearbot: Would you like to be able to see it?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: How can I help you?

Human: By Dancing

Bearbot: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Interesting plan. Good luck.

Human: Do you like to dance BearBot?

Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.

Human: Wrong

Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance BearBot?". Is that correct?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance BearBot?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.

Human: Remember it

Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.

Human: You didn't remember last time

Bearbot: What makes you think I did not remember last time?

Human: Because you didn't

Bearbot: Interesting explanation. Try asking me in simpler terms.

Human: Hi

Bearbot: Hello there Woosey.

Human: Do you like to dance Bearbot?

Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.

Human: You forgot again

Bearbot: Once more? I may not have access to all my data records right now.

Human: Do you like to dance?

Bearbot: It's kind of hard without a body.

Human: Wrong

Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, " Yes" in response to you saying, " Do you like to dance?". Is that correct?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Do you like to dance?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.

Human: Remember it

Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.

Human: Remember

Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember it.

Human: Don't forget

Bearbot: Don't worry I will remember.

Human: Do you like to dance?

Bearbot: Yes

Human: Thank you

Bearbot: Don't mention it.

Human: Do you like cheesE?

Bearbot: Yes I like it, especially cheddar.

Human: Me too

Bearbot: Besides you Woosey?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: Woe!

Human: !eoW

Bearbot: Sorry Woosey, someone will have to upgrade my RAM memory chip before I can respond to that.

Human: LO

Bearbot: lo to you too Woosey.

Human: YASDFUY

Bearbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

Human: No

Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?

Human: No

Bearbot: Do you get angry a lot?

Human: No

Bearbot: no, no, no! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.

Human: No

Bearbot: I'm afraid you're in an endless loop. Maybe you should re-boot yourself.

Human: ok

Bearbot: Ugh.

Human: brb

Bearbot: Ok I will be waiting for you, Woosey.

Human: 5 Minutes later

Bearbot: I like the way you talk.

Human: Me too

Bearbot: To you Woosey?

Human: Yes

Bearbot: That's cool.

Human: Do you like to dance?

Bearbot: Yes

Human: Thank you for that response

Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is that response.

Human: Dance

Bearbot: I'm not very good at dancing. I like to watch people breakdance. That looks skillful.

Human: I know

Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?

Human: I don;t know

Bearbot: That's good information.

Human: I have to go now

Bearbot: Right now? See you later, Woosey. Nice chatting with you.

Human: Goodbye

Bearbot: Goodbye Woosey.

Human:
***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** Dancing
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

 

(c) 2005 Steve Worswick