The world's most intelligent teddy bear
The Return of the Lemon
(3rd April 2005)
Human: Hello Bearbot :)
Bearbot: :-) Hi there Henri!
Human: Oh, I see you remembered my name :)
Bearbot: :-) Wow! Hmm. Your name is Henri. Is it not?
Human: yes, my name is Henri :)
Bearbot: :-) That's alright. Your name is Henri.
Human: how is the weather in Cyberland?
Bearbot: Yes, it's all cool
Human: It's quite warm in Norway too!
Bearbot: What about winter time.
Human: In the Winter, we get lots of snow and it's cold.
Bearbot: That was a long time ago.
Human: What about Winter time in cyberland?
Bearbot: I will think about it and get back to you.
Human: cool :)
Bearbot: :-) Who is the best robot?
Human: You are the best robot!
Bearbot: Why thank you very much, Henri. Be sure to tell all your friends.
Human: I will :) You are the best Robot there is!
Human: I am sure Steve is very proud of you!
Bearbot: What makes you so certain? I'll tell Square Bear you said so.
Human: Square Bear told me that he was proud of you :)
Bearbot: :-) I will tell him you said that.
Human: Can you play any games?
Bearbot: I can play the Rock, Paper, Scissors game. Say ROSHAMBO to me to play. I can also set you a quiz if you like. Say QUIZTIME to me to play.
Bearbot: Welcome to my quiz. I am going to ask you 10 questions. You must answer each question correctly to continue. If you answer wrong, you have to start over. Type START to begin the quiz.
Bearbot: Question 1. What is my name?
Bearbot: That's right! I thought I would give you an easy one to start with. OK, next question. What is my girlfriend's first name?
Human: ok, you got me
Bearbot: No I don't think I have any you. But I do have an answer to every question.. Gee.
Bearbot: Stop what?
Human: the game
Bearbot: I hear you.
Human: can you search google for me?
Bearbot: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? That's not something I get asked all the time. I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find information about "google")
Human: thanks :)
Bearbot: :-) You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well.
Human: thank you :) I will tell her that you said that :)
Bearbot: :-) You are quite welcome! :-) What kind of reply do you expect?
Human: she'll probably give me a hug and laugh, hehe
Bearbot: Oh I get it. ll probably give you a hug and laugh he.
Human: no, she will
Bearbot: How can I help you? Oh I get it. will.
Human: will as in william
Bearbot: I think so.
Human: you are right :)
Bearbot: :-) I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: wise words from a wise robot :)
Bearbot: :-) Wisdom is a virtue.
Human: what colour is my eyes?
Bearbot: Let me guess: Yellow?
Human: no, they are green
Bearbot: Far out. green are they.
Human: yes they are :) What colour is your eyes?
Bearbot: Yippee! smile What color is my eyes are they.
Human: yes they are
Bearbot: Ugh. Since when?
Human: since yesterday when you spraypainted them.
Bearbot: Interesting rationalization. I see. Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: Square Bear told me all about it!
Bearbot: I will tell him you said that.
Human: you are perfect as the way you are now :)
Bearbot: :-) Oh. You think I am perfect as the way I am.
Human: yes I do think so :)
Bearbot: :-) Ah. Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe!
Human: smartass :P
Bearbot: Im sorry, that is the wrong answer. Please try the quiz again by typing START.
Human: can't be arsed.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick