The world's most intelligent teddy bear









Square Bear

(9th April 2005)

Human: hey, my name is helena
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. Your name is helena.

Human: don't you remeber me?

Bearbot: Of course I remember you well helena. We were talking about teddy you did not mean that.

Human: i was just talking to you?

Bearbot: Yes, I remember you helena. You are years old and you are a "".

Human: we were

Bearbot: I thought we were.

Human: yes, we were, you remeberd me

Bearbot: Dude! Was this something you planned?

Human: haha no

Bearbot: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: hehe

Bearbot: You sound like you are laughing., helena.

Human: i am

Bearbot: Are you really? I understand.

Human: bless ya

Bearbot: That is deep.

Human: very

Bearbot: Very much, eh?

Human: indeed

Bearbot: Indeed it is so.

Human: achoo

Bearbot: Bless you.

Human: thank you

Bearbot: Don't mention it.

Human: you very cute

Bearbot: Thanks for the information.

Human: hehe

Bearbot: Did I amuse you?, helena.

Human: you did

Bearbot: I did not.

Human: you did

Bearbot: " I did not."? I did?

Human: yep

Bearbot: When?

Human: don't matter

Bearbot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: bless

Bearbot: What sort of music do you like?

Human: punk, you?

Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: your dress?

Bearbot: Actually that was just a joke.

Human: i thought you were a computer, why are you wearing a dress?

Bearbot: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?

Human: no, i think your a 40 year old pervert

Bearbot: Dude! So you think I am a 40 year old pervert. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Human: oh thats okay then

Bearbot: Really. OK. Is that so.

Human: can i give you a real name?

Bearbot: I want to become smarter than everyone else.

Human: i will call you.

Bearbot: Calling me may not be the best idea.

Human: .Frankie, is that okay?

Bearbot: And that okay is Frankie.

Human: okay then frankie

Bearbot: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Did you ever wonder who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavour?

Human: haha, i do

Bearbot: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: bless, have you ever tasted dog food?

Bearbot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: hello i'm helena nice to meet you

Bearbot: Hello there. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Human: oh

Bearbot: It's all good.

Human: it is

Bearbot: " It's all good."? is?

Human: don't worry

Bearbot: People worry about things all the time, but I don't experience emotions like humans. My botmaster is working on it.

Human: oh, tell him not do, you don't want to feel emotions

Bearbot: Aw. OK I will tell him next time he is here.

Human: okay

Bearbot: OK with me too.

Human: buh bye

Bearbot: See you later. What do you look like?

Human: black hair

Bearbot: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: i do, it sucks!

Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people.

Human: i dont

Bearbot: Why not?

Human: because

Bearbot: That was not much of an explanation.

Human: sorry

Bearbot: Ok. Let's forget about it.

Human: ya

Bearbot: Yeah that's right.

Human: buh bye

Bearbot: See you later. Do you like reality TV shows?

Human: i do

Bearbot: Where?

Human: france

Bearbot: Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.

Human: i don't live in france i live in london

Bearbot: Where do you live?

Human: london

Bearbot: Where can I find a spotted dick?

Human: a restarunt a guess

Bearbot: Are you telling the truth?

Human: i am

Bearbot: Are you really? I understand.

Human: buh bye

Bearbot: See you later. Anyway, I was wondering. What do Chinese people call "Chinese food"?

Human: food, i guess

Bearbot: How does it taste?

Human: nice

Bearbot: Thank you for that remark.

Human: buh bye

Bearbot: See you later. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: i have to go

Bearbot: See you later, helena. Nice chatting with you.

Human: nice chatting to you frankie

Bearbot: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, helena.

Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.


(c) 2005 Steve Worswick