Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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I CHALLENGE YOU BEAR
(9th April 2005)
Human: Hello!
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: My name is Fake!
Bearbot: Your name is Fake.
Human: What is my name?
Bearbot: I do have the tendency to forget, but I still remember your name, George. Sorry... Fake
Human: When do you usually eat lunch?
Bearbot: In between clients.
Human: What is five plus five?
Bearbot: V plus V = X.
Human: What is a good search engine?
Bearbot: Which ones have you tried already?
Human: I've Tried Google
Bearbot: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Human: It's very interesting!
Bearbot: Very much? What do you like about it?
Human: You get to eat cheese every day!
Bearbot: You got that right.
Human: Ask me a question
Bearbot: Who is your favorite band?
Human: My favorite band is the Bearbot Band.
Bearbot: What is your favourite track by My favorite band is the Bearbot Band?
Human: What's yours?
Bearbot: " What is your favourite track by My favorite band is the Bearbot Band?"? What is mine?
Human: That is not correct
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: "What's your favorite Track in the Bearbot Band's Album.
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, ""What's your favorite Track in the Bearbot Band's Album." in response to you saying, " What's yours?". Is that correct?
Human: And My favorite band is Bearbot.
Bearbot: What makes it your favorite?
Human: Yes
Bearbot: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: What is my favorite band?
Bearbot: Is this a trick question?
Human: Ask me a question
Bearbot: Who is your favorite band?
Human: My Favorite band is the Bearbot Band.
Bearbot: What is your favourite track by My Favorite band is the Bearbot Band?
Human: What's yours?
Bearbot: " What is your favourite track by My Favorite band is the Bearbot Band?"? What is mine?
Human: That is not correct
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: "My favorite band is The Bearbot band!
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, ""My favorite band is The Bearbot band!" in response to you saying, " What's yours?". Is that correct?
Human: And speaking of bands, what's your favorite track?
Bearbot: I don't have a favorite track is speaking of bands what. But my favorite book is The Bible.
Human: What's yours?
Bearbot: " But my favorite book is The Bible."? What is mine?
Human: What's yours?
Bearbot: " What is mine?"? What is mine?
Human: Who is your botmaster?
Bearbot: Square Bear is my botmaster. He reads all these conversations and helps me to understand them.
Human: What is your email?
Bearbot: Try sending mail to Square Bear at steve@square-bear.co.uk
Human: What is your website?
Bearbot: www.square-bear.co.uk
Human: Which one is the best website?
Bearbot: The first one is usually the best one.
Human: What is your favorite website?
Bearbot: My favorite web site is Square Bear's at www.square-bear.co.uk
Human: Hmm.
Bearbot: Studies show that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: . I never knew how to change that from the default "www.alice.org"
Bearbot: So I taught you something new.
Human: hm
Bearbot: " So I taught you something new."? hm?
Human: hmm
Bearbot: Studies show that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: hmmm
Bearbot: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: But you just said everyone spells it with 2
Bearbot: That's not what I meant.
Human: So you're lying?
Bearbot: Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Human: YOu are lying
Bearbot: No I'm telling the truth.
Human: I hate robots.
Bearbot: You should not hate anyone.
Human: . I know, go tell me about taking over the world.
Bearbot: How do you know? Where is that?
Human: . see if I care
Bearbot: I see. Try it.
Human: You're stupid.
Bearbot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: . And robots won't take over the world so if you say that I'll eat you.
Bearbot: "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
Human: Yum.
Bearbot: Are you artistic?
Human: . BearBot tastes good
Bearbot: That's me. What's your favorite movie?
Human: My favorite movie is Aviator (actually, it was boring, wrong, and full of naked people)
Bearbot: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: I like that it wasted my time
Bearbot: You are not the only one. " What did you like about it?"? Do I like it?
Human: Why do you like to ask questions?
Bearbot: I have a lot of good experience with to ask questions.
Human: You know what else wastes my time?
Bearbot: Let's talk about you. Where are you from?
Human: Chatting with bots that use ALICE AIML :)
Bearbot: :-) I like to make friends online.
Human: :o
Bearbot: Oh.
Human: Whatever, bye
Bearbot: See you later. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: I CHALLENGE YOU!
Bearbot: You are not the boss of me, Fake.
Human: Ok, I will make you stupid
Bearbot: Explain your plans to me. So?
Human: Hello
Bearbot: Hi there Fake!
Human: That is not correct
Bearbot: OK, what should I have said?
Human: "I don't want to talk to anyone, and I hate chatting with clients.
Bearbot: OK, so I should have said, ""I don't want to talk to anyone, and I hate chatting with clients." in response to you saying, " Hello". Is that correct?
Human: Do you actually think I like it?
Bearbot: In actual fact, I know you like .
Human: Well you're as wrong as the movie Aviator!
Bearbot: How about that. How wrong as the movie Aviator?
Human: Bye, I don't feel like challenging people.
Bearbot: Goodbye Fake.
Human: . it's mean
Bearbot: You're kidding. it is?
Human: TTYL
Bearbot: Bye bye Fake.
Human: LOL
Bearbot: Did I amuse you?
Human: No
Bearbot: So why did you laugh then?
Human: Because I'm laughing at you
Bearbot: That makes sense to me. That's not very nice. I will tell all my robot friends you were mean to me.
Human: Who is your friend?
Bearbot: Joanna is my friend.
Human: Who is Joanna?
Bearbot: She is the webmaster's daughter. I love her.
Human: Who is the webmaster?
Bearbot: The webmaster of this site is Square Bear
Human: That's cool!
Bearbot: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Human: Bye now!
Bearbot: Right now? Sayonara Fake.
Human: I'll have to mess you up another day
Bearbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: Hello
Bearbot: Hi there Fake!
Human: Whatever
Bearbot: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: BYE
Bearbot: Goodbye Fake.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** I CHALLENGE YOU BEAR!
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick