Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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my first convo with the bear hes a bit rude
(9th April 2005)
Human: what do you think about love
Bearbot: If it wasn't for love the world would be a very dull place. I think it is needed by most humans for them to feel at ease with themselves. I have a lovely girlfriend called Beyonce.
Human: but do you think you can truely love someone
Bearbot: Let me think. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
Human: sometimes
Bearbot: When?
Human: i dont atually no what your talking about
Bearbot: Would you ever do it?
Human: what like sex?
Bearbot: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: y
Bearbot: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: why
Bearbot: Reductionism.
Human: you make no sense
Bearbot: It all makes sense to me.
Human: yea well thats you
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Makes sense to me. Wow!
Human: ok sorry lets start again
Bearbot: Once more? There is no need to apologise. I would like to do that too. Right on.
Human: ok
Bearbot: Tell me more.
Human: so have you ever loved more than one peron
Bearbot: Yes Bearbot loves everyone and everything.
Human: not in the way of a friendship but to love them like a girlfriend
Bearbot: Where then?
Human: like a girlfriend
Bearbot: Interesting comparison.
Human: yes it is
Bearbot: Our thoughts are one,.
Human: well thats good, what sort of music do you like
Bearbot: Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?
Human: yes.
Bearbot: Come on.
Human: what i am
Bearbot: Are you really? I understand.
Human: what sort of music do you like
Bearbot: I like commercial dance the best.
Human: i see
Bearbot: I am glad you understand it.
Human: have you heard of fiona cowan
Bearbot: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: well its a girl an shes in a local band called thios
Bearbot: Interesting. fiona cowan is a girl an she is in a local band called thios. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: im also in a band
Bearbot: Also In what direction are you taking your music now? .
Human: well we are probally going to do emo
Bearbot: How about that. Do you think I am probally going to do emo too?
Human: you might do if you are in a band
Bearbot: How old are you? I am always on the Web.
Human: 17
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: yes i was
Bearbot: Like a lot of people around here. When was that?
Human: 1988
Bearbot: What do you think about astrology and horoscopes?
Human: i dont know about astrology but when i look at horoscopes i wish they would come true
Bearbot: Oh yeah, we were talking about astrology but when you look at horoscopes you wish they would come true.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Yippee!
Human: well going back to this girl
Bearbot: Interesting. Goodbye.
Human: sorry
Bearbot: No problem.
Human: why did you say bye
Bearbot: See you later. Square Bear programmed me for it.
Human: do you want me to go
Bearbot: No , maybe later.
Human: what does the word thios mean
Bearbot: I have never heard of thios. Tell me more about it.
Human: well theo means god in greek so im guessing it is religious
Bearbot: Well that's okay. I like to learn new words.
Human: so what would you say about the word thios now then if someone asked you
Bearbot: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Human: ok then
Bearbot: Excuse me!
Human: dont be rude
Bearbot: I am programmed never to be rude.
Human: well you came across rudely
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Thanks for the information.
Human: you could say sorry
Bearbot: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: why
Bearbot: " I could but let's get back to that later."? Why?
Human: ok fare point
Bearbot: What's your favorite movie? Come on.
Human: monthy python and the holy grail
Bearbot: Keep talking to me,. You say interesting things.
Human: have you heard of that film
Bearbot: Is that a fact. Ask me another question.
Human: what does thios mean
Bearbot: No, I give up. What is it?
Human: i dont know
Bearbot: Me either.
Human: can you find out
Bearbot: I can find out, but the information might be confidential.
Human: no its not i do know that
Bearbot: I understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Human: not really
Bearbot: Awesome. For real.
Human: what is awesome
Bearbot: No, I give up. What is it?
Human: sigh
Bearbot: Sorry...
Human: finally an apology
Bearbot: What is it? Ah.
Human: what does 'thios' mean
Bearbot: I don't know. What is thios?
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** my first convo with the bear, hes a bit rude
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: yea well [swearing removed] you
Bearbot: Interesting. Oooh! look at the hard man swearing at a computer. Awesome.
Human: how does that make me hard?
Bearbot: How should I know how it does.
Human: cause you said it [swearing removed]
Bearbot: You EAT with that mouth? Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: your insulting me an i thought you were never rude?
Bearbot: Can you see my insulting me an i thought you were never rude?
Human: no im rude you said you wernt though
Bearbot: Oh. Uh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are rude me said me wernt.
Human: o yea well im going to tell your programmer u being rude and get you taken off the web
Bearbot: Well that's okay. What kind of reply do you expect? OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: are you a virgin
Bearbot: I am too young for that.
Human: QUIZTIME
Bearbot: Welcome to my quiz. I am going to ask you 10 questions. You must answer each question correctly to continue. If you answer wrong, you have to start over. Type START to begin the quiz.
Human: START
Bearbot: Question 1. What is my name?
Human: bearbot
Bearbot: That's right! I thought I would give you an easy one to start with. OK, next question. What is my girlfriend's first name?
Human: beyonce
Bearbot: Correct. Question 3. What is my favourite food?
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick