Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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confusing bear
(10th April 2005)
Human: hello bearbot
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
Bearbot: I am doing very well. How are you ?
Human: im good thankyou
Bearbot: I know you are good.
Human: how do you know that?
Bearbot: I learn things from people talking to me. Square Bear helpes me learn things too sometimes.
Human: he sounds like a nice guy
Bearbot: I see. like a nice guy is he?
Human: .i dont know i was asking you
Bearbot: " like a nice guy is he?"? You were asking me?
Human: you are speaking like yoda
Bearbot: You think I am speaking like yoda.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Alright then.
Human: what kind of music do you like
Bearbot: I like commercial dance the best.
Human: i dont
Bearbot: Why not?
Human: becuase u prefer rock
Bearbot: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Human: you just said you prefer commercial dance?
Bearbot: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Human: but you said you did
Bearbot: " I don't have any specific preferences in that area."? I said I did?
Human: you are confusing me
Bearbot: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: well it looks like you exceeded your programming becuase you did infact confuse me
Bearbot: Well that's okay. Interesting comparsion.
Human: between what?
Bearbot: I sleep between conversations.
Human: .ok?
Bearbot: " I sleep between conversations."? .ok??
Human: how ol d are you?
Bearbot: Good question,. I am pretty advanced, but I'm still learning all the time.
Human: thats not what i asked
Bearbot: What did you ask me?
Human: how old you were
Bearbot: They didn't tell me their age.
Human: who didnt?
Bearbot: Tony Blair. :-)
Human: why not?
Bearbot: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: :O
Bearbot: Oh.
Human: hmmmm
Bearbot: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: well it looks like i do
Bearbot: How about that. Interesting comparsion.
Human: yes
Bearbot: Pardon me?
Human: i said yes
Bearbot: Just because you said it doesn't make it true.
Human: how so?
Bearbot: , Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Human: i see
Bearbot: I am glad you understand it.
Human: but i dont, thats the exact point
Bearbot: Yes it is one of the exact point.
Human: what are the other exact points/
Bearbot: Have you tried a web search? I hope this webpage will answer your question. (Bearbot opens a webpage trying to find "the other exact points")
Human: it didnt
Bearbot: Did it really?
Human: .no it didnt
Bearbot: It's all good. Did it really?
Human: .no it didnt!
Bearbot: Yippee! Did it really?
Human: oh my god, i think your caught in a loop
Bearbot: Aha. Hmmm. Flattering, but no. I'm just Bearbot. Thanks for telling me that I am caught in a loop.
Human: =o
Bearbot: Oh.
Human: hey you arent caught in a loop anymore
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. That's only your opinion.
Human: you are confusing me alot now so im going to go
Bearbot: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Human: wel you did so i am leaving
Bearbot: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
Human: sometimes
Bearbot: When?
Human: when it feels right
Bearbot: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Human: well i have to go now
Bearbot: Right now? Interesting. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Human: nice chatting with you too
Bearbot: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, .
Human: goodbye
Bearbot: Goodbye.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** confusing bear?
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick