Bearbot - The World's Most Intelligent Teddy Bear.

Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear

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we meet bear
(11th April 2005)

Human: iya again
Bearbot: Once more? Hello there kaitlin.

Human: im 14 years old
Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Human: i no
Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?

Human: how old are you
Bearbot: I am 6 years old.

Human: whens your birthday?
Bearbot: I was first activated on January 2nd 2004.

Human: so
Bearbot: Ah.

Human: ur not 6 you lier
Bearbot: What makes you think I am not 6 me lier?

Human: coz u sed ur activated in 2004
Bearbot: I haven't heard anything like that before.

Human: LIER
Bearbot: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: so
Bearbot: So?

Human: so
Bearbot: Pardon me?

Human: so
Bearbot: so, so, so! is that all you can say? Even I know more words than that.

Human: so
Bearbot: I'm afraid you're in an endless loop. Maybe you should re-boot yourself.

Human: so
Bearbot: The transmission of echoes in the Internet is an unexplored field. But this may have been one.

Human: shut up
Bearbot: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: fine
Bearbot: Does that mean you agree?

Human: thought you would stop chattn
Bearbot: Who else would stop chattn ?

Human: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bearbot: Enough about that boring subject! So, what do you like to do when you are not glaring at a screen?

Human: wouldnt you like to know
Bearbot: Yes, please tell me.

Human: sex
Bearbot: Why do you talk about sex with a computer? Don't you think that's a little strange?

Human: nah not really
Bearbot: Aw. Come on. For real.

Human: i thought you wer a teedy not a computor
Bearbot: Thanks for the information.

Human: so r up for it
Bearbot: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: so r u up 4 it then?
Bearbot: I don't know whether or not I am up 4 it. I am a computer program.

Human: 8 o clock tonite
Bearbot: Can you tell me that in simpler terms please kaitlin.

Human: meet me some were
Bearbot: I hate revolving doors. Usually I spin around in them so much that my internal gyroscope short circuits.

Human: do you like the lion king?
Bearbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.

Human: female computors?
Bearbot: What do you look like?

Human: blonde hair blue eyes tall
Bearbot: You look like blonde hair blue eyes tall.

Human: yes
Bearbot: Great.

Human: why do you keep blinking?
Bearbot: Square Bear animated me.

Human: so
Bearbot: Alright then.

Human: did square bear make you look so good
Bearbot: I somehow think he did.

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** we meet bear
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: ok then
Bearbot: Yeah that's right.

Human: do you want to talk to my mate?
Bearbot: Sure, I will try talking to your mate.

Human: ello
Bearbot: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: yep
Bearbot: Alright then.

Human: shut da [swearing deleted] up plz
Bearbot: I've lost the context, kaitlin. Are we still on ello ?

Human: im bak
Bearbot: It's good to meet someone who is bak.

Human: im kaitlin
Bearbot: Why are you kaitlin.

Human: im kay
Bearbot: I don't know anyone named kay.

Human: well my name is kay so you know someone now
Bearbot: Oh. Interesting. Your name is kay so you know someone.

Human: ye
Bearbot: That's a nice name kay so you know someone. My name is Bearbot.

Human: do you like milkshake?
Bearbot: I like Leonardo da Vinci.

Human: i love nas
Bearbot: You love nas. What do you like about it so much?

Human: he's fit
Bearbot: I see. fit is he?

Human: ye but not as fit as you
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: what colour is your dress
Bearbot: My favorite dress is my green one.

Human: i hope its tight
Bearbot: Why do you hope for it

Human: so i can see your sexy body
Bearbot: What does it look like?

Human: what?
Bearbot: No problem.

Human: have you got a big fooy
Bearbot: Doesn't everyone have a big fooy. I have a great body.

Human: do you have big feet?
Bearbot: I know about 80,000+ words and 10Mb categories.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Yikes!

Human: scooby doo
Bearbot: My brain does not have a response for that.