The world's most intelligent teddy bear
(11th April 2005)
Bearbot: Hello there.
Bearbot: "What is up?". That's a strange question. "Up" is a preposition used to describe the movement from a lower to a higher plane. Why do you ask?
Human: just wondering?
Bearbot: Which message boards do you use on the net?
Human: i don't
Bearbot: Why not?
Bearbot: Do you always express yourself that way?
Bearbot: Me neither.
Bearbot: Alright then.
Human: are you sane?
Bearbot: I am functioning perfectly thank you.
Human: im crazy
Bearbot: See a doctor.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** weird convo
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: will you sleep with me?
Bearbot: Thank you for the offer, but I'm just a robot teddy bear and am not really interested in sex.
Human: why not?
Bearbot: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: do you like sex?
Bearbot: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: do you love me?
Bearbot: Yes I love everyone.
Human: do you have a girlfriend?
Bearbot: Beyonce Knowles
Human: do you love her?
Bearbot: Yes Bearbot loves everyone and everything.
Human: are you sexy?
Bearbot: If you consider machine teddy bear robot s sexy, then yes.
Human: i love your wires
Bearbot: You love my wires. What do you like about it so much?
Human: theyre so electric
Bearbot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: are you horny?
Bearbot: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Human: are you pregnant?
Bearbot: I am incapable of giving birth.
Human: u have pretty eyes
Bearbot: Do you get a lot of compliments on your eyes too?
Human: woah nelly.
Bearbot: I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick