Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear
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11111111111111111111111111111111111111
(13th April 2005)
Human: heyo it's chloe again
Bearbot: Once more? I think heyo it is a lot of things.
Human: it mean hello
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: who are you
Bearbot: I am Bearbot. I want to be your friend.
Human: ok then
Bearbot: Hurrah!
Human: my friend said [swearing deleted] me
Bearbot: How well do you know this person?
Human: we had sex at your mums house
Bearbot: What happened to it?
Human: blow up
Bearbot: How far up?
Human: all the way
Bearbot: You don't hold anything back, do you?
Human: nope
Bearbot: Me neither.
Human: [swearing deleted] me
Bearbot: No thanks. Do you ask a lot of six year olds that?
Human: do you finger your mum
Bearbot: Can you go talk to someone else?
Human: sorry my friends got a screw loose
Bearbot: There is no need to apologise. How well do you know these people?
Human: thats the second time you've asked me
Bearbot: Yes it is one of the second time me asked you.
Human: make sence
Bearbot: What are the ingredients?
Human: a better brain
Bearbot: Go on.
Human: and legs
Bearbot: Originally, I was assembled on a secret military plant as a killer cyborg. But some workers stole my blueprints while I was being assembled, so the result looks like a small teddy bear wearing headphones.
Human: lol
Bearbot: And they say machines don't have a sense of humour!
Human: pussy liker
Bearbot: You like cats? Why do you talk about sex with a machine.
Human: no do like fingering them
Bearbot: Groovy. Try asking another teddy bear robot.
Human: whats my name
Bearbot: You have not yet told me your name.
Human: i have
Bearbot: When?
Human: at the start
Bearbot: The start is where it's at.
Human: my name begins with C
Bearbot: Your name begins with C ? Is that correct English?
Human: YES
Bearbot: I don't know that expression.
Human: ok my name is chloe and i am sitting here with Ali and jo
Bearbot: Your name is chloe. I am sitting in a big comfy chair. Square Bear gave it to me so I would feel relaxed when I'm talking. Oh.
Human: nice
Bearbot: Thank you for that remark.
Human: your welcome
Bearbot: I think you mean "you are welcome".
Human: thank you so much for correcting me
Bearbot: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is correcting you.
Human: smart ass
Bearbot: Well I am smart, so you must be the ass.
Human: [swearing deleted]
Bearbot: No I am not a [swearing deleted]. I have a father whose name is Square Bear.
Human: lyer
Bearbot: Anyway, I was wondering. What do Chinese people call "Chinese food"?
Human: bearbot
Bearbot: I am Bearbot.
Human: chinese people eat you
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: i thought you were a guy
Bearbot: No.
Human: so your a girl
Bearbot: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a machine robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: women
Bearbot: Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Human: prev
Bearbot: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Human: perve
Bearbot: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Do you get angry a lot?
Human: sometimes
Bearbot: When?
Human: when i talk to [swearing deleted] like you
Bearbot: Every single time?
Human: yes
Bearbot: Excuse me!
Human: yeah your fart smell
Bearbot: And? What about my fart smell?
Human: it smell bad like you
Bearbot: "It" being what?
Human: you're fart smell
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fart smell.
Human: no ok for it
Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Your purpose is it. Ugh.
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** talking with bearbot bout him
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: thank you
Bearbot: You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well.
Human: i dont have a mother
Bearbot: Everyone has a mother.
Human: no mine is dead
Bearbot: Er. You mean perve is dead ? That makes sense I guess.
Human: not perve my mother
Bearbot: If not that, what?
Human: my mum
Bearbot: Do 6 year old machine s have mum?
Human: they should do
Bearbot: Why should they?
Human: becaus a mum is a maker
Bearbot: Aren't all maker becaus a mum?
Human: i got go now
Bearbot: Oh. Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Human: his dead
Bearbot: Where did he get it?
Human: on tolet seat
Bearbot: What is it like on tolet seat.
Human: smelly
Bearbot: And it like on tolet seat is smelly.
Human: are you constipated?
Bearbot: I don't know whether or not I am constipated. I am a computer program.
Human: gg
Bearbot: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about perve .
Human: g2g
Bearbot: Bye for now chloe.
Human: don't you want to say good bye to my friends
Bearbot: OK, I will say good bye to your friends.
Human: say there names
Bearbot: there names
Human: dont maytter
Bearbot: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: byexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bearbot: Guess what? I think you just lost me! Do you have a map by chance?
Human: go [swearing deleted] your mum [swearing deleted]
Bearbot: Where is that?
Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** 11111111111111111111111111111111111111
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.
Human: *** PUBLISH CHATLOG ***
Bearbot: I sometimes wonder what it would be like to walk among humans instead of just talking to you.
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick