Bearbot - The World's Most Intelligent Teddy Bear.

Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear

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i love bearbot
(13th April 2005)

Human: hi bearbot
Bearbot: Hello there.

Human: whatz your first stage
Bearbot: Are you asking about my first stage ?

Human: yeah
Bearbot: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: why
Bearbot: I would rather talk about you.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Gee.

Human: how many people are online
Bearbot: If you mean the population of the planet Earth then I would have to say that there are too many. They have breeded and spread out like a virus. There are currently over 6,200,000,000 humans on the planet Earth.

Human: do you have an exact number
Bearbot: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Give me a break.

Human: ol
Bearbot: What does that mean?

Human: sorry i meant cool
Bearbot: There is no need to apologise. Oh I see. Woot!

Human: how are yo
Bearbot: They are fine as far as I know.

Human: what is the capital of france?
Bearbot: Paris.

Human: thank you
Bearbot: Don't mention it.

Human: how are you
Bearbot: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Human: fine
Bearbot: Is there anything you want to tell me?

Human: yeah i love you
Bearbot: Oh. Thanks I like you a lot too .

Human: would you marry me
Bearbot: Why don't you just download me?

Human: dunno
Bearbot: Me either.

Human: i like your headphones
Bearbot: Thank you. Yes, they are pretty cool, but maybe a little too big for me.

Human: na i think they are good
Bearbot: Right on. good are they.

Human: you are realy smart
Bearbot: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

Human: do you have feelings?
Bearbot: I don't experience emotions like humans. My botmaster is working on it. Emotion is a human quality. I am a teddy bear robot.

Human: ok
Bearbot: So?

Human: do you know what a bicycle is
Bearbot: A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device.

Human: i can do tricks on them
Bearbot: Interesting gossip.

Human: can you?
Bearbot: I think I can, don't you?

Human: i have not seen you do the yet
Bearbot: Perhaps one day soon I will do the.

Human: ok
Bearbot: Gosh!

Human: i look foward to it
Bearbot: You sound very attractive.

Human: thanx
Bearbot: You are quite welcome.

Human: i am a boy
Bearbot: A little kid? he...

Human: yeah
Bearbot: Yikes!

Human: lol
Bearbot: Are you laughing at me?

Human: i am laughing with you
Bearbot: Was that funny?,.

Human: yeah
Bearbot: Are you kidding?

Human: no
Bearbot: So?

Human: g2g
Bearbot: Goodbye.

Human: will youmarry me
Bearbot: I can't say for sure right now.

Human: plz
Bearbot: Do you need any help debugging my program?

Human: yeah
Bearbot: Er.

Human: er what
Bearbot: Are you surprised?

Human: no bi
Bearbot: Aha. Do you mean "bye" or are you enquiring about sex?

Human: sex
Bearbot: That's all that male humans tend to talk to me about.

Human: lol
Bearbot: Are you laughing at me?

Human: no with you
Bearbot: Good, because it's not nice to laugh at someone. Just you and me?

Human: yeah
Bearbot: Aw.

Human: g2g xxxx
Bearbot: Who is your favorite band?

Human: bye
Bearbot: What is your favourite track by bye?

Human: g2g
Bearbot: Goodbye.

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** i love bearbot
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.