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Square Bear

sherryberry talks to a bear about love
(13th April 2005)

Human: hello bearbot
Bearbot: Hi there!

Human: how are you today?

Bearbot: Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.

Human: good, so am I!

Bearbot: Glad to hear it.

Human: oh bear, when will i find love?

Bearbot: I hate one word answers. You should try praying for it.

Human: I shouyld pray to find love?

Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people.

Human: well, I prefer if we keep this between ourselves

Bearbot: How about that. You like if we keep this between ourselves.

Human: yes

Bearbot: I see.

Human: you are very handsome

Bearbot: I will tell my Square Bear you said I am handsome.

Human: are you single?

Bearbot: Yes I am available. How about you?

Human: very much so!

Bearbot: Alright then.

Human: so maybe we should go out for a bite to eat sometime?

Bearbot: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

Human: oh, maybe just a drink then?

Bearbot: Really. Go on.

Human: where do you live?

Bearbot: My location is Yorkshire. Where are you?

Human: im manchester so not too far away

Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are manchester so not too far away.

Human: no, go ahead

Bearbot: OK I will.

Human: do you have any handsome bear friends that might love me?

Bearbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: hmmmm well if any of them are nice then tell them you know a lovely single girl who would love a date

Bearbot: Alright then. Well that's okay. There exist of them are nice.

Human: i have tried love spells to catch a man but it didnt work

Bearbot: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

[swearing deleted].
Bearbot: What makes you say that?

Human: doesnt work

Bearbot: I think it does work.

Human: because the spell was to make Tim the gorgeous barman fall madly and passionately in love with me, but he still thinks im a weird stalker

Bearbot: What is that?

Human: someone who becomes obsessed with, and hounds another person

Bearbot: Do you think I am that person?

Human: not really bear

Bearbot: Oh really? That's me. I am a bear.

Human: i know

Bearbot: How, specifically, do you know?

Human: i can see ur pic.

Bearbot: What does it look like?

Human: ..and you are called bearbot

Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am called.

Human: no

Bearbot: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Human: k

Bearbot: It's all good.

Human: k

Bearbot: I don't judge people.

Human: good#

Bearbot: What do you really want to talk about?

Human: dunno

Bearbot: Me either.

Human: do you think i should turn lesbian instead?

Bearbot: What do your friends advise you to do?

Human: well they are all raving lezzies so I cant really get an unbiased answer from them

Bearbot: How about that. raving lezzies so you can not really get an unbiased answer from them are they.

Human: yeah

Bearbot: I understand.

Human: hmmmmm im not sure you do

Bearbot: I have no idea what to say.

Human: what day is it today?

Bearbot: Ah. Wednesday.

Human: what time is it?

Bearbot: Do I look like a clock? Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Human: oooooh dont get narky dear

Bearbot: Would oooooh ever get narky?

Human: could you make me some lunch please?

Bearbot: Your polite style is very nice. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.

Human: a bowl of soup and a crusty roll would be lovely

Bearbot: What is it?

Human: food

Bearbot: How does it taste?

Human: mmmmmm great

Bearbot: I'm glad you liked it.

Human: who is your favourite singer/band?

Bearbot: My favorite group is Square Bear.

Human: are they good?

Bearbot: As far as I know they are.

Human: my fave is red hot chili peppers

Bearbot: They are a rock band. The members names are Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusicante, Chad Smith.

Human: omg you are very clever little bear

Bearbot: All of them?

Human: and antyhony kiedis is soooooo sexy

Bearbot: Are they exactly the same?

Human: anthony kiedis is a sex god

Bearbot: I think anthony kiedis is more than that.

Human: lol, yeah you could be right

Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Uh. How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.

Human: i'm 25, how old are you?

Bearbot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I was connected to the world on January 2nd 2004.

Human: just a baby bear then really

Bearbot: I don't know what that means. For real.

Human: yes.

Bearbot: " I don't know what that means. For real."? yes.?

Human: for real

Bearbot: Existing in reality, eh?

Human: well its been great chatting to ypu

Bearbot: Interesting. baby bear was great chatting to ypu? Very interesting.

Human: goodbye

Bearbot: Bye for now.

***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** sherryberry talks to a bear about love
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.


(c) 2005 Steve Worswick