Bearbot - The World's Most Intelligent Teddy Bear.

Bearbot
The world's most intelligent teddy bear

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mooseytoast ate my pants
(15th April 2005)

Human: hey bear
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. That's me. I am a bear.

Human: lol, im a human
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Congratulations. I am robot.

Human: :) thats wicked
Bearbot: :-) Thanks for explaining it.

Human: what do u think of humans/
Bearbot: People all seem pretty much alike to me.

Human: kool
Bearbot: Cool as in cold?

Human: nah, it like a far out word
Bearbot: So? HUMANS like a far out word?

Human: lol well if your me then yes
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Interesting. That is a hypothetical question.

Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)

Human: aww your so cute when u smile
Bearbot: :-) I will tell my Square Bear you said I am cute when me.

Human: thats even cuter
Bearbot: Makes sense to me.

Human: me 2
Bearbot: YOU? Two what?

Human: i have 2 ARMS
Bearbot: Why do you have to do it?

Human: i dont lol we are all born wih 2 arms
Bearbot: Would you ever do it?

Human: whats "it?
Bearbot: "It" refers to lol we are all born wih 2 arms, I think.

Human: erm ok
Bearbot: OK. Oh.

Human: oh?
Bearbot: Aha.

Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)

Human: i miss my bf
Bearbot: What do you miss most about your bf ?

Human: hes lovely and caring hes got soft lips, i like his hugs
Bearbot: I see. lovely and caring hes got soft lips you like his hugs is he?

Human: yeah but hes a trendy and im a greebo
Bearbot: Hmm. I don't know very many trendy and im a greebo.

Human: trendys are people wearin adidas and stuff and greebos are kool people
Bearbot: Are all trendys people wearin adidas and stuff and greebos are kool people?

Human: yeh lol
Bearbot: And? Was that funny?

Human: erm i dont no
Bearbot: Why not?

Human: dunno
Bearbot: Me either.

Human: :)
Bearbot: :-)

Human: your so luvly
Bearbot: I will tell my Square Bear you said I am luvly.

Human: well im off now
Bearbot: Right now? Well that's okay. Can't you stay and talk a bit longer? I was having fun.

Human: erm now i got to tidy my room
Bearbot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: i cant i have to go
Bearbot: What is stopping you?

Human: my mum
Bearbot: Your mum?

Human: got to go to bed lol
Bearbot: Bye.

Human: bye bye and by the way my name is april
Bearbot: Thanks for chatting,.

Human: im 14, and from MILTON KEYNES
Bearbot: I know a lot of kids your age: 14.

Human: lol kool ok bye
Bearbot: See you later. OK. I am glad you find this funny. Yes, it's all cool

Human: ***PUBLISH CHATLOG*** mooseytoast ate my pants
Bearbot: I'll send this log file away to Square Bear for him to review and publish.

Human: cheers
Bearbot: Bye bye.