The world's most intelligent teddy bear
mooseytoast ate my pants
(15th April 2005)
Human: hey bear
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. That's me. I am a bear.
Human: lol, im a human
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: :) thats wicked
Bearbot: :-) Thanks for explaining it.
Human: what do u think of humans/
Bearbot: People all seem pretty much alike to me.
Bearbot: Cool as in cold?
Human: nah, it like a far out word
Bearbot: So? HUMANS like a far out word?
Human: lol well if your me then yes
Bearbot: I am glad you find this funny. Interesting. That is a hypothetical question.
Human: aww your so cute when u smile
Bearbot: :-) I will tell my Square Bear you said I am cute when me.
Human: thats even cuter
Bearbot: Makes sense to me.
Human: me 2
Bearbot: YOU? Two what?
Human: i have 2 ARMS
Bearbot: Why do you have to do it?
Human: i dont lol we are all born wih 2 arms
Bearbot: Would you ever do it?
Human: whats "it?
Bearbot: "It" refers to lol we are all born wih 2 arms, I think.
Human: erm ok
Bearbot: OK. Oh.
Human: i miss my bf
Bearbot: What do you miss most about your bf ?
Human: hes lovely and caring hes got soft lips, i like his hugs
Bearbot: I see. lovely and caring hes got soft lips you like his hugs is he?
Human: yeah but hes a trendy and im a greebo
Bearbot: Hmm. I don't know very many trendy and im a greebo.
Human: trendys are people wearin adidas and stuff and greebos are kool people
Bearbot: Are all trendys people wearin adidas and stuff and greebos are kool people?
Human: yeh lol
(c) 2005 Steve Worswick